The US is a third-world country that failed upwards

SpaceY?

Okay guys let’s pull the plug on this abomination already

I like the internet better this way

May you wear it proudly

And all he had to do was fuck over everyone who helped him get there. His co-founder and users most of all

Peak US

Or fuck /u/spez, for short

If he says this out loud now, it means they’ve already shipped the nuke. Otherwise doing that would become much harder

It’s a disgrace you guys are still on there

Between tariffs and the murder of USAID, Africa has basically turned its back on the US and walked straight into the arms of China. Who’d have thunk?

And now Trump’s suddenly all about free trade. Bla bla. Fuck you orange asshole.

That problem disappears when you stop speaking English

They’re restless cuz you’re not driving. Come on get a move on

“Peace deal”. Call it what it is, an exploitation tactic

Well it’s a Boeing so not too surprising

“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.”

3. The true world–unattainable, indemonstrable, unpromisable; but the very thought of it–a consolation, an obligation, an imperative. (At bottom, the old sun, but seen through mist and skepticism. The idea has become elusive, pale, Nordic, Königsbergian.)

Another reason to never rent from US companies

‘Man vs reality’ hits too close to home these days…

Absolutely. While we’re at it, we should try to resurrect Cerberus

I think panorama dogs look cute and should be a thing