So, many, puns…

Do you want new messenger services? Because this is how you get new messenger services.

And the enshitification cycle continues…

I used the day to decorate my reusable tree with sentimental ornaments I’ve been collecting my whole life. My kid did about half the work, holiday music was played for ambiance.

If you are a large corporation or government, you’d have the resources to do exactly that. I keep hearing about European governments moving to Linux. And why wouldn’t you? Screw perpetual licensing.

Surprise, mother fucker

Brrrrrrrrrriiiiinnng

I reported this as not technology related. Please do the same.

My Honeywell one is not Internet connected, but it seems plenty smart. It knows the time and day, is programmable for four different periods each day, can handle all sorts of heating and cooling equipment. It also learns how long it takes to get your house to the right temp, then starts working before then to make it happen when the time arrives.

https://a.co/d/0oAyZ7q

Yep

*Ya know, i was god once…

Yes, i saw. You were doing well until everyone died.*

I was taught none of that during my undergrad. Instead, i say that people who are greedy just happened to get business degrees as a tool to help them be greedy.

showeraneurysms

Oh no, people are ditching the overpriced streaming service?

We all deal with grief in different ways. Personally, i make and read memes.

Can a vegan eat a carnivorous plant?

Lift its skirt?

That website is horrendous. I left.

I can think of two other ways.

1. nuclear world war
2. meteor takes out the planet