I genuinely wish Godzilla would just destroy like, Los Angeles or Miami. I think that would bring both sides together.

Lol just kidding, we know which side is going to side with Godzilla.

What you want is /c/OxfordComma

It’s fucking amazing. Just grabbing screaming women out of windows and chomp them down, or eating toasters and getting zapped, or just reaching out and destroying inbound helicopters with your fist, and then the sense of pride and accomplishment when you finally got to raze one of the buildings…

I miss when games were like, “HERE’S THE TITLE MENU AND SICK LIFE ALTERING ELECTRONIC MUSIC MAYHEM, PRESS START”, and you press start and it’s like “HERE’S A BUNCH OF BUILDINGS AND GUNS AND AIR ATTACKS AND SHIT, FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF WE DON’T CARE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Knowledge don’t rust. What happened happened. It’s static. Sometimes we discover that a speck of dust was in the wrong place, but we got it more or less right. I mean, I could look up shit in our 50 year old encyclopedia and it would still be mostly correct…

That’s what I’m saying.

A dog biting a spinning man? That’s not news.

A spinning dog biting a man? That’s kind of weird, but still not news.

The Universe spinning around a stationary dog? Now that is front page material.

I’d be more impressed if they found something perfectly stationary in space.

I tried to find a solution for my failing marriage in the arch wiki. The arch wiki instructed me that the problem was consulting the arch wiki. Thanks for saving my marriage, arch wiki!

I downloaded all your comments so I could read them in case the Internet stops existing.

But I’m looking at it! It’s right there! All wobbly and shit! How can it not look how it looks? And how does it look if not like that?

The real cause is DnD, computer games, and rock music.

China knows. China knoooows.

(Lizzie is the only real choice lbr)

“piano”

Why don’t y’all just get to machine learn all those fucking tablets you dug up, like hundreds of thousands of them, and train a fucking AI on that shit and tell us what it says instead of sitting here being a besserwisser online, HMM? If there was one good cause for AI, cuneiform would be it. Just god damned saying.

Edit: just btw I happen to know that the problem is mainly the first training set, you need cuneiformers to correctly give the answers so the model knows what to train on, and there’s like seven people in the world who do that, but I’m thinking, what if we trained an AI model on all the cuneiform we do know? Hit me up for proposals, I’m serious about this shit

Look, I will tell you this: I hear you, and I will. I know, I read some of my general comments today and, well, I should chill out a little. Sometimes it’s a lot of stress about the state of the world you know, sometimes about my life situation, about existential musings, about this and that, sometimes I vex revolutionary, what are you gonna do about it, fight me? Just kidding, I just wanna let you know that I read what you said, and yes, I should calm down. Sometimes it just gets to you, you know? It just like a hollow echo inside your soul, bouncing from one point to the other trying to find its place, like, and it just won’t stop buzzing around in there, but I guess that’s the case for most people anyways, so, anyway, likewise, and may god have mercy on our souls.

It was meant as an observation, but I’m glad you take such passion in your work, Mummy’s Little Blood Slut! <3

Mina? I barely mined’a!

I will go home now, don’t mind me, coming through, heyyyup.

Pick yourselves up by your bootstraps, they tell us.

That’s like $27 per camera or so.