I’m not saying I would never try it, I’m just saying I haven’t been that drunk before.

I nearly constantly have music going in my head if I’m not listening to something. Not necessarily real songs, either. Listening to music is better.

If you slip and hit your head, you may well not be conscious enough to get yourself out of the water. I’m just saying the argument in your image isn’t as strong as you’re thinking.

People drown in bathtubs. If the water is deep enough to submerge your head, it’s deep enough to drown in.

How flexible are we on what we consider “literature”?

Can you imagine trying to cope with this shit sober? What a nightmare

War only benefits the wealthy noncombatants directing it. The average citizen suffers in conflicts.

Disability lawyers. Don’t get me wrong, there are good ones. But I see so many that make people do everything themselves, help exactly zero with anything after the initial application, and they take a cut of the proceeds if people’s applications are approved. They do something allegedly if the case is escalated up to a judge, but many of them that I’ve dealt with seem incompetent at best and predatory at worst.

Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.

I have a meme chat with friends so I save them to share there

I’m fine with whatever delusions people want to hold as long as they do it away from me. I’m just not interested in thanking a fictional character who hates me.

Be very careful with those yak milk cheese sticks. My old lady (who recently passed, poor sweetie) swallowed a massive chunk once as a pup when I didn’t think it was quite time to take it away yet. She wound up with intestinal blockage and needed surgery to get it out.

Kind of amusingly though, they gave us back the cheese remnant for some reason in a bag and the little monster lunged for it to try to eat it again.