Smart Linus dropping good natured zingers on Less Smart Linus was the tonic I didn’t know I needed.

I was trying to go back, sorry

Chemical Plant Zone, Sonic 2.

I feel there’s a similar relation between Mac :: Ubuntu (me) :: Arch.

I try to explain to folks that I have very little interest in anything outside of /home. I truly use Ubuntu because I like the desktop and Steam works and I have all the dev tools I need. But a certain type of otherwise competent Mac-using developer thinks I must be a 1337 h4x0r to even dare to use Linux for actual work.

I don’t think he ever shied away from pointing out its tragic inevitability if you push a group of people far enough, but his goal was always to avoid it.

…it is as necessary for me to be as vigorous in condemning the conditions which cause persons to feel that they must engage in riotous activities as it is for me to condemn riots. I think America must see that riots do not develop out of thin air. Certain conditions continue to exist in our society which must be condemned as vigorously as we condemn riots. But in the final analysis, a riot is the language of the unheard.

I think she was included to mock the notion of aristocratic bloodlines. Arranged (forced) marriages between royal families were always for the purpose of procreation and, well…

But yeah, you need so much setup and context and certainty around the bona fides of the OP that the punchline itself (if I’m even right about the intended punchline) just gets suffocated.

There’s only one guaranteed way this joke would land and that’s if Vivian herself had posted it.

fucking magnificent clapback, holy shit

He should be punished for espousing such vile antisemitic views /s

does “every fucking word that came out of my mouth” count?

everyone in the cinema clapped and cheered when he said “it’s worgin’ time”

I’ve always liked “waste of skin”

noted, ty

A Place For My Head by Linkin Park. Not all the time, but when it’s bad it’s bad.

I mean, it’s almost the entire service and retail economy. Shout out to the driver of the truck that did the delivery to the supermarket of the turkey you’ll poop out the next day. We owe everything to everyone.

Merry Christmas and may your next poop be a blessed one.

Farm Fresh from Gaza to Tijuana to a town near you: it’s Foucault’s Boomerang!

No fucking shit.

She’ll age more than most of us, if she survives at all. A forced famine was always part of the plan.

And this only just after they enabled a whole raft of add-ons in their mobile browser that have already stripped away so much shit from my daily browsing experience.

I switched last year when Google entered their new phase of ad tracker evil and I bet I wasn’t the only one. Feels to me like Firefox fucked with the money and they’re being brought to heel.

This is correct.