Don’t insult rats like that, man.

I’m not your friend, buddy!

And you have to download the games on to 5¼" floppy disks.

*edition

Got any updog?

Look at Mr. Fancy over here with a parlor!

The one “generational leap” I want, and have wanted for decades, is the ability to upgrade hardware, like modular laptops can. It’s great that they aren’t doing little incremental upgrades, but between generations, games come out that would work but need a little more RAM or something, and instead of having to wait another 2 years and spending $1000 on a new console when it comes out, you could just shove more RAM in it in the meantime.

Ha! You beat me to it. My dad loved that joke.

“Do you have honeymoon salad?”

“What’s honeymoon salad?”

“Lettuce alone, without dressing.”

You are a good offspring. (Son? Daughter?) It has been my dream since I was little to go into space. VR NMS would be the closest I’d ever get. If you did this for me as your parent, you will have won at being the best child ever.

Yoda voice

They will be.

They will be.

From everything I’m seeing, it’s more stable in PC, too, depending on the type of toaster you’re trying to play it on. Definitely invest in s good PC and keep it spec’d up. Makes it nice for other games, too.

I’m back from outer space lol

Yes. Loading up No Man’s Sky. My wife just cleaned my piece for me. She’s so thoughtful and loving. Gonna take a couple tokes of fresh green from a clean bubbler as this planetary system finishes loading.

What if I don’t have a friend without a printer?

black market coffee

Cool, thanks!

So then what are the up/down votes for?

Always wear a helmet, kids.

Puscifer - Momma Sed

Wake up, son of mine Momma got something to tell you Changes come Life will have it’s way With your pride, son Take it like a man

Hang on, son of mine A storm is blowing up your horizon

Changes come Keep your dignity Take the high road Take it like a man

Listen up, son of mine Momma got something to tell you All about growing pains Life will pound away Where the light don’t shine, son Take it like a man

Suck it up, son of mine Thunder blowing up your horizon

Changes come (Changes come) Keep your dignity (Keep your dignity) Take the high road (Take the high road) Take it like a man (Take it like a man)

Momma said like the rain (This, too, shall pass) Like a kidney stone (This, too, shall pass) It’s just a broken heart, son This pain will pass away

It’s already a thing. I scrolled New this morning and it was just a wall of the same story posted all over by some shit bot. This needs to be figured out asap.