SO MANY STICKY NOTES

BECAUSE I HAVE ADHD AND CAN’T REMEMBER THEM TO SAVE MY LIFE

That doesn’t say much, shoplifting is super common.

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

Ok, and yes, but from the part Medical Science does not work that way I read the rest in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.

Medical Science does not work that way!! Goodnight!

The loose panels, the wires falling out… that sounds like my last car

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Terrible, hahaha

Like the clown handkerchiefs?

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.