Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

He didn’t even write that book. Illiterate persons usually need someone else to write for them. With due respect to all illiterates out there.

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

This is to oscillate. But can someone make something that oscillnows?

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.

Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!

I know a placenta that shot back at the mother thru the butthole from the womb. Now, who will defend the mother?

Introducing BabyCare R US total protection sentinel mode buttplug! The BCRUS200 can detect, track and eliminate up to 2 Million placental cells per second! With its integrated targeting system and its tiny lead shells which are easily replenished, it will swiftly protect your second amendment…through the butthole!

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Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.

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FreeCAD for CAD as others mentioned.

Since 2003 here.