ouhhh this is a good one

holy shit this has layers

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then

this is the heart-warming romcom I want for christmas this year

yes but it requires an AI-generated image

Possibility? I thought we knew this was happening for real?

can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

what is gen alpha on

what are the cool hip kids memeing

I won’t get it but tell me like I would. Make me feel young again

Your tone indicates anger, but your subject matter indicates something fun

He who controls the walks, controls the universe!

Great, that means were gonna fight mecha hitler in the 2040s

five dozen, no less

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

This is great, sometimes you need to have those solid, clear boundaries.

If you want to be somewhat “diplomatic,” what I’ll do is give a response depending from whom it comes from.

Not my boss: “please check with my boss to see if he wants me to drop anything to help you.”

my boss: “I’m doing x, y, and z. Which do you want me to drop so I can do this new task?”

Hydropower causes more deaths than nuclear reactors

sauce

Edit: sorry, changed the link because I had copied the wrong one. New one is not AI slop, I apologize

You mean the metric system?

The m stands for tiMbit

Maybe Hell is just so full of red tape that it was only thousands of years after it had been a predominant language, did they switch to Latin for all contracts. In another 1000 years, they’ll switch to Mandarin, by which point we’ll be speaking duck.

shit, was that me? that sounds like me. cyberpunk runs pretty bad on the deck, bg3 is pretty choppy… but older games like DS1 and DS2 seem to run pretty smooth for me, but I’ve always been bad at noticing quality.