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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days ago

Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway

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Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days ago
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NEW YORK—Calling the current rate of theatrical releases starring the actress “unsustainable,” top analysts warned Wednesday that the U.S. economy was becoming overly dependent on Anne Hathaway. “Between Mother Mary, The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Odyssey, The End Of Oak Street, and the upcoming Verity, not to mention the whole other slate of projects […]
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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    what about Tom Holland and Zendaya, seems like they are the other 2/3 of the USA economy.

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      No they are the remaining 1/3, Mrs. Hathaway is carrying 2/3 all by herself.

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    “Our economy is based on LeBron James!”

    https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM

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    She looks uncanny in that picture.

    Unbelievably beautiful but at an extra remove, like a statue.

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