CINCINNATI—Moments after he frantically nailed two-by-fours across the closed door of the bedroom he shares with his wife, vice presidential candidate JD Vance issued a dire warning Wednesday, alerting the public that millions of women may vote under the influence of menstrual madness. “If they are permitted to cast ballots, then we risk allowing the […]
I remember when The Onion was ridiculous.
Oh, it still is. Reality is just ALSO rediculous.
Maybe they should shift gears and start printing stories like “JD Vance Apologizes to Haitian Immigrants” or “Trump Kicks Neo-Nazis Out of Rally”.
“Trump declaires himself a vegetarian. Proclaims only soy boys eat meat.”
“Trump answers question clearly and honestly”.
“Trump Apologies for Insurrection, Explains He Was ‘Hangry’”
I too remember the present moment.