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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness

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JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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CINCINNATI—Moments after he frantically nailed two-by-fours across the closed door of the bedroom he shares with his wife, vice presidential candidate JD Vance issued a dire warning Wednesday, alerting the public that millions of women may vote under the influence of menstrual madness. “If they are permitted to cast ballots, then we risk allowing the […]
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    I had to check the community and link, because I could believe he would say something like this.

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      Honestly, I could imagine every single network reporting this exact headline and I wouldn’t bat an eye.

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      I believed it.

      • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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        Me too. I only realized it was onion the second time I scrolled through.

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      I briefly believed it before realizing I should check.

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      Given what has actually come out of this man’s mouth, it was definitely plausible.

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