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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump

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Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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DOYLESTOWN, PA—Expressing concern about his inability to control his own body, local Neuralink brain-implant patient Emmett Shultz told reporters Tuesday that he was unable to stop his right hand from casting a vote for former President Donald Trump. “As soon as I entered the voting booth, my hand lurched forward and marked the box for […]
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    The Onion is having a day.

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    This is a legit hilarious

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    So they’re just using the banner crawl to workshop ideas now? Cool.

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