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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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    I know headline grammar is different than normal, but this one still sounds weird to me.

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      Yeah it seems like a typo. There -> there’s

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      🎵Code Monkey get up, get coffee🎶

      🎶Code Monkey go to job🎵

      🎵Code Monkey have boring meeting🎶

      🎶Boring manager Rob🎵

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        Rob say code monkey very diligent

        But his output stink

        His code not functional or elegant

        What does code monkey think?

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          What do* code monkey think

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