Natural resources include an unfairly disproportionate number of electoral votes.

This sounds so much like classic, '90’s The Onion that I had to check the date. Sure enough: September 4, 1996. Off-topic, but one of my great regrets is not saving a copy of the issue with the hard-hitting investigative report, “BEER! It kicks ass!”

Sounds made up, I don’t believe it.

The Dick Portillo Exclusion Zone