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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a very important opportunity for me, and as such I’m willing to put forward considerable capital towards procuring just a modicum of […]
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    Musk always looks like he just shit his pants and is realizing he shouldn’t have trusted it

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      Removed by mod

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        It’s a smirk not a smile by the way. Pompous ass wipes bothers me too, I can never tell them they’re wrong, but have shown them plenty of times.

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    No deal

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    that’s nice. I’m still not selling to that pasty faced balding south african aparthide dipshit.

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    Why does his face do that? He’s trying to look serious but whatever he did to his cheeks doesn’t let him.

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      botox?

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        deleted by creator

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    gonna need to liquidate some assets there buddy.

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      himself, ideally

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    Did he aspire to art?

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    Genuine Q, if he were to give 300 USD to everyone in USA would more people respect him?

    I feel like biden probably tried that.

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