Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

And cocaine is better than caffeine

Maybe. Do it anyway?

Exactly what I expect it to do!

Would it read a license plate if you set it in the bushes?

Detected smudge with license plate. SWAT team has been dispatched.

Until the fuel runs out.

The only people who still vote for them are watching network television all day, every day while their brain matter slowly drips out of their ears.

Nerds

First page of results:

• “Try google, loser. -leetfurry1 jan 7 2013”

• 19 ads for random products.

Fuck this shit

The entire universe was opaque to light for a while

Its explicit.

Sounds like a single spreadsheet would have done the job.

Wouldnt it be funny if it added a bunch of fake names to pad the list?

DOES MS RACHEL CONSUME HUMMUS?

Didn’t they already do that?

Excuse me but whens the last time you priced a “high end pc”? You’re living in the past…