This satirical article is of course referring to the UK, because across the pond, the Trump admin refuses to release unemployment numbers for October.

Ditto. I feel so wiped out by reality. It’s nice to chuckle at articles like these, but dang do things feel bleak.

Well that’s the best use for a cybertruck I’ve ever heard.

and all the Marvel Comics movies.

Actually, I’m pretty sure they only care about misunderstanding the Punisher.

Oh, really? I hadn’t heard that, but if so, that’s disappointing. I actually found some of their headlines/articles to be equal to, or funnier, than The Onion’s. I’m gonna be bummed if they’ve closed up shop.

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Morgan Wallen is, unfortunately, a real person. He’s a country music singer who got famous as a participant on a reality tv competition show called “The Voice”. He’s also an infamous drunken, racist, piece of shit.

Must’ve been related to this fella:

Ut oh. You’d better just hope Lars Ulrich doesn’t have a lemmy account!

I don’t know if he necessarily forgot. The problem with Bill Maher is the same I see with Dennis Miller. After all, they’ve had the exact same schtick for decades, just catered to different audiences, and it was never comedy-first.

They’ve always been “smug, smartest guy in the room” types that happened to have flashes of cynical wit. They’re just insufferably self-important assholes.

Resting diddler face.

Well, the actual headline is:

Massive internet outage: Google services, Cloudflare, Spotify all down, users report

Character.ai is only mentioned in the lengthy list of services that are down.

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That’s got to be a new record.

Without the Italian Renaissance there wouldn’t be any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Think about it.

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