Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

You couldn’t make this shit up

Pick one at refurbed.de or .nl - dead easy to find any type of hardware at a good price.

Probably a bit of pastor mallorquin.

I’m a pretty good cook!

I’m stuck in the definition of what is right and wrong?

Did the US delegation really “storm out”? Looked more like waddling.

Actually, I am employed at the US standards office in Washington DC, AND this was indeed discussed! But we figured out (based on the last census results) that only few fellow citizens understand the concept of “liters” - in fact only scientists seem to be able to handle this unit, and they are being fired right, left and center (government strategy). I would still vote for Trump though, in an upcoming election.

Temper temper my little friend.

Actually, I used to know this, but since I’ve turned vegatarian, and since I’m getting a lot of flack for that life changing decision from you meat eaters, I’m unwilling to tell you. Sowwy!

Untrue.

It’s no black and white situation.

Waging war is like eating peanuts; you just have to eat them all.

Don’t be naive. If you fart in Russia, you get thrown out of a window or poisoned with polonium. You don’t get a trustworthy lawyer or a possibility to defend yourself. Open your eyes.

Putin doesn’t care a hoot about Palestine.

No. There are many good news sources across the world. Also in Russia there are great newspapers, but your Putin is censoring them, and puts the journalists into gulags.

The Guardian, Spiegel, Le Monde, El Pais, die Zeit, NOS, ARD

RT - the puke bucket of journalism.

You are right. And always consider the worst case scenario. When my father-in-law ended up in hospital, I had to take care of his apartment, and I couldn’t find out how to turn the lights on. It took me 15 minutes to understand his remote control 🤪

A smart home is in reality a vulnerable home, and a smart device a vulnerable device. Reduce their use as much as possible.