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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Megachurch conducts successful nuclear missile test

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Megachurch conducts successful nuclear missile test

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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    One of the coolest parts of The Expanse IMHO was that The Mormons commissioned a giant space ship, and it didn’t feel forced or far-fetched.

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      I read a sci-fi story a few years ago where the Catholic church turned Mercury into the Papal Planet. All the believers lived in austerity while the pope and cardinals lived a life of luxury and hedonism. Totally believable.

      Really weird story too. All about the multi verse collapsing into a single point.

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    nuclear and rocket scientists

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      They don’t pay well enough to get ethics lol

  • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Actual US news reporting in a nutshell lol

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    Annexes nearby territory and declares martial law … in the name of Jesus.

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      Cancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on…for jesus.

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