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to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown

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ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca
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to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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ICE confirmed today that its agents are in fact now waiting at the base of trees to zip-tie leaves in bags the moment they turn brown and then carry them away in unmarked vans to unknown locations.…
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    “I just assumed they were garbage men.”

    They are garbage, fictional local homeowner.

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